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How CP MAN Came To Be
In a far off galaxy a strange mix of genetics was taking place to create a race of humanoids called Paineonics...  


"CP Man" in Bar Wars
Once the decision was made to make Earth his home, CP Man began reading its history...  


What Makes CP Man Tick"
Well all you fellow Painiacs out there, I have been doing a lot of soul, or is it sole, searching recently...  


CP Man in "Words To Live By"
Hello all you little wobblers out there in the land of Painiacs. Today's tale will have to be brief. I have a lot of cleaning up and explaining to do to my dear wife before she packs her bags and moves out on me...  


CP Man in “Good Deeds Done”
Greetings fellow and mere Chronic Painiacs. Today was a busy day for me doing many good pain deeds in the world...  


CP Man in "The Phantom Terrace"
It was a Saturday night, not unlike most Saturday nights for a super hero, a night of drinking and other debaucheries...  


CP Man Gets His Side-Kicked
Well the wait is over fellow Painiacs out there in pain med land. After an exhaustive search all over the planet Earth, I have found my perfect second banana...  


CP Man in " A Brush With Death"
Hello all you little Painiacs out there in the Land of the Moan and Groan. Its been awhile since I've screwed up but it was only a matter of time, right?...  


CP Man in "Snap, Crackle, and Boom"
Sometimes we are faced with challenges that even Ripley from Believe It Or Not wouldn't believe...  


CP Man in “Surprise Surprise”
Well I'm all healed up from my last adventure and ready for a new one. Healed but still poor. JD, aka Just Donna. aka Tink is certainly an idea woman when it comes to ideas...  


CP Man in "Mauled At The Mall"
Living the life of a super hero is much like that of a celebrity...  


CP Man in "Guess Who Is Coming To Dinner?"
Heading out of New York and as I looked through my rear view mirror, I could have sworn the Statue Of Liberty was giving me the finger...  


CP Man and Just Donna in "ONE FELL INTO THE POO-POO'S NEST"
Life has been getting more and more difficult for super heroes lately. Some of us are even unemployed...  


CP Man in "Red, White and Black and Blue In Miami"
Every now and again, an opportunity comes along that you just can't pass on. This was one of them...  


CP Man in "The Sun Sometimes Does Shine There"
Hello all you little pain challenged people out there in the land that balance forgot...  


Chronic Pain Man in "Bewildered In The Wilderness"
Life must be very boring for the sure footed human. However, life's full of excitement for Mr Excitement himself, CP Man...  


CP Man and JD in "Under Siege At Walmart"
CP Man and his faithful sidekick, JD, Just Donna, aka Tink have been through a lot lately...  


CP Man in “Shopping Online”
I must tell his countless fans, all 2 of you, that CP Man has not overcome his last injury...  


CP Man in " Anniversaries Can Be Lethal"
Well all you little Painiacs out there in Webbles Wobble and They Do Fall Down Land, I have been on Earth for 60 some odd years now...  


CP Man in " Halloween Is A Hazard To Your Health"
Hello all you little painiac movers and shakers, stumblers and bumblers, its your old friend CP Man...  


CP Man in "Twas The Night Before Christmas"
"It's a Wonderful Life", "Miracle On 34th Street", and that classic Christmas film "Debbie Does Saint Nick". All of these warm the cockles of your hearts, don't they?...  


CP Man in “Making Painiac Village Safe”
Hello all you little moaners and groaners out there in the land of heating pads, hot water bottles, and bags of ice...  


CP Man and JD in “The Shape of Things Too Come”.
Hello all you little Painiacs out there in the land of aches and pains. It’s been awhile, I know...  


CP Man in “Skiing at The O-limp-ics”
Hello all you Painiacs out there in the Land of Ice Bags and Heating Pads...  


Chronic Pain Man in "Deep Doo Doo, Again"
Hey all you little Painiacs out there, remember CP Man's motto, "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BAD PUBLICITY"...  


CP Man in 'Glow Little Glow Worm'
Hello all you little Painiacs out there in the land of heating pads and ice packs, it is your old friend Chronic Pain Man, also known as CP Man, also known as You Idiot, and a few other cute nicknames. I recently had another misadventure I thought I’ ...